yet another day of memories...
St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says,
"Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven.
You tell me all the good things you've done,
and I give you a certain number of points for each item,
depending on how good it was.
When you reach 100 points, you get in.'
'Okay,' the man says,
'I was married to the same woman for 50 years
and never cheated on her, even in my heart.'
'That's wonderful,' says St.Peter,
'that's worth two points!'
'Two points?!' he says.
'Well, I attended church all my life and
supported its ministry with my tithe and service.'
'Terrific!' says St.Peter..
'That's certainly worth a point.'
'One point!?!!'
'I started a soup kitchen in my city
and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.'
'Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he says.
' Two points!?!!
'Exasperated, the man cries.
'At this rate the only way I'll get into heaven
is by the grace of God.'
' Bingo ! 100 points !
Come on in!'
We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape
God did it with a nail.
4/28/2009 09:43:00 PM
Dreams
To be out and open
Independence
To be totally Christ-like
I believe that:
Courage is not an absence of fear
but the willingness to face up to the circumstances in spite of the fear.
Desires
A Pair of Pretty Sandals!
CPA! Achieved!
Investment Guru
dislikes
creepy crawly "things"
Unnecessary politics
Goals
get driving license
start my own business
to create my own hedge fund
older memories
my past journey