yet another day of memories...
yet another day of memories...
St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says,
"Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven.
You tell me all the good things you've done,
and I give you a certain number of points for each item,
depending on how good it was.
When you reach 100 points, you get in.'
'Okay,' the man says,
'I was married to the same woman for 50 years
and never cheated on her, even in my heart.'
'That's wonderful,' says St.Peter,
'that's worth two points!'
'Two points?!' he says.
'Well, I attended church all my life and
supported its ministry with my tithe and service.'
'Terrific!' says St.Peter..
'That's certainly worth a point.'
'One point!?!!'
'I started a soup kitchen in my city
and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.'
'Fantastic, that's good for two more points,' he says.
' Two points!?!!
'Exasperated, the man cries.
'At this rate the only way I'll get into heaven
is by the grace of God.'
' Bingo ! 100 points !
Come on in!'
We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape
God did it with a nail.
4/28/2009 09:43:00 PM
So to all who are reading,
No worries.
Roads were a little more empty yesterday
And I was totally enjoying it..
*No complaints really!*
Until the taxi driver told us
That it's cos everyone is staying at home
Because of the red demo going on..
So that's when we got a little concerned,
though the demo is very far away..
Guess the human fear can be infectious..
And Bangkok with the streets not crowded..
*Very weird and unsettling..*
So we did less shopping last night,
But we are going out today full blast!
Anything just sms us BUT
we wun reply til we get back to SG.
Hugs & hugs!
Happy Good Friday & Easter in advance!
4/09/2009 02:26:00 PM
Dreams
To be out and open
Independence
To be totally Christ-like
I believe that:
Courage is not an absence of fear
but the willingness to face up to the circumstances in spite of the fear.
Desires
A Pair of Pretty Sandals!
CPA! Achieved!
Investment Guru
dislikes
creepy crawly "things"
Unnecessary politics
Goals
get driving license
start my own business
to create my own hedge fund
older memories
my past journey